Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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