I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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