Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
