letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
