Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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