He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
it glows. i had to have it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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