Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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