Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
