Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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