she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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