...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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