Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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