I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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