whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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