i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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