have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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