everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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