it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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