i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
