i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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