Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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