For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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