The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
