How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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