Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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