My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
