quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
sarcasm needs its own font
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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