I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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