its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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