I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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