sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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