Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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