what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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