How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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