He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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