Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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