I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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