this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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