I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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