i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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