Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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