I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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