Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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