I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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