so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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