So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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