I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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