What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
