soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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