I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
