I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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