I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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