Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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