my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
