what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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