North Korea, Best Korea!
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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